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    Park Hounds

    I would assert my dominance by mounting the Alpha male. This would subordinate the rest of the pack. High Quality

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    Astronaut Pancakes

    OK, here it goes: How to steal a space shuttle. The main trick is to sneak into the compound during the annual World Series Squash Finals. What you'll need is identical jumpsuits, one skanky chimp, a device to override the encryption and a whole lot of popcorn. Oh, and you need to know how to fly that thing. High Quality

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    Pro Tip

    Girls in psych wards are easier to pick up because they are already sedated. Read more on Twitter

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    Jungle Fever

    I love to make corny cover versions of classic tunes on my synth. Here is a jazzy and psychedelic cover of the legendary "Fever" sung by Elvis. Hear it here

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    Manboobs Waterfall

    Just to show you I am for equal opportunities for all. This one is for all the cougars out there! Read Bio

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ME ON FACEBOOK

I am a friendly weirdo who like to post photos and jokes from my daily life on Facebook. Add me as a friend or subscribe there if you want to follow my posts. I also made a Twitter account for those that prefer that instead.
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WEIRDO CHOPS

Fun, deranged and weird. That's how I like to make my chops! "Paint me like one of your French bitches!"
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NSFW TUMBLR

Most of the perverted chops that are NSFW get uploaded to my Tumblr. Some chops that my freaky friends made get uploaded there too. Conveniently tagged "Chops Friends Made".
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MY CORNY MUSIC

I absolutely love to make corny cover versions of classic tunes on my synth. Get quivers down the membranes with the Elektro Klepto version of Johnny Kidd's "Shakin' All Over". Or how about the Funky Cheese version of the Beatles legend "While My Fart Gently Reeks". Synthbonanza!
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GET PRINTS

If you want to buy prints of some of my work you can at DeviantArt.
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ME ON THE WEB

Here is a list of all my sites on the web, I am spreading like herpes.